she’s listening to anaconda
Fuck them skinny raccoons in the club!
"You’re gonna do great today"
Me as a villian
Misa sleeping appreciation post.
I keep finding her sleeping in weird places and positions haha♡
Photography by http://stefankocev.com/
So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.
that’s a potato
Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken
Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)
The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.
If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves
So this happened…
Pineapple Juice, orange juice, cranberry juice, 7up, three types of rum, Red Bull and two dozen Swedish Fish!
If you don’t get alcohol poisoning finishing one, you go into diabetic shock!
To give you a sense of size…
Me and two friends finished about half of one bowl before we had to put it down for good.
If you can knock back two by yourself, you get your picture on the ceiling!
THE MAD DONKEY
32-07 36th Ave
Astoria, NY 11106