saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa
for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL
he really broke the laws of physics with that amount of acceleration
his final moment before being sent straight into the shadow realm
Years later there will be books written about the Potters’ youngest daughter, with milestones on the back cover. Age 1: Lily Luna made her crib levitate. Age 4: Lily Luna drove her mom crazy by continuously transforming her oatmeal into candy. Age 11: The Hat screamed “Gryffindor” so loudly as if the girl’s head was on fire. Age 13: Lily Luna figured out how her late uncle Sirius made a motorcycle fly (Arthur and Molly sent a very contradictory Howler about that). Age 14: Lily broke the record of time a girl at Hogwarts has ever spent in detentions. Age 15: …
Well, okay, maybe they won’t write a book like that. Maybe instead there’ll be a much simpler book. “Still apparating to work? So last century. Turn your Muggle automobile into a metal dragon you know you deserve! by Lily Luna.” “Grandpa, that’s lengthy title!” Lily laughed. “Oh, you’ll figure it out! Now, listen to me, I’m going to explain to you how I made that car your dad and uncle broke invisible! And you’ll tell me what would you do differently, eh?”
Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone.
I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.
FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN
dont tell me how to live my life
This is my kind of card.
PIZZA WOULD NOT APPROVE