Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,
God I love him so much. It’s really out of hand.
Real life vs Societal expectations
Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.
Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.
Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.
Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.
You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp
an avant garden harp
Nice clean #jk #jeep from @mrwheels #JEEPFLOW
"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."
hannibal’s milkshake is made from all the boys in the yard
FACT OF THE DAY: zebras’ stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange
this is a giraffe
This is honestly one of my favorite pictures ever. I can’t even count the number of times I’ve reblogged this.
When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.
#this chicken is dangerous
Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born
No wonder they’re endangered.
Joe Rogan instagram video